Riverdale Recap: Jailhouse Rock and Prison and Ghoulish News

When last we left Riverdale, all seemed lost.  The good guy hunk, Archie Andrews, is headed to juvenile detention for a murder he didn’t commit.  Archie, as always in the ongoing saga, has taken the blame because he couldn’t prevent the death.  The villain of the piece, Hiram Lodge, has been behind the whole trial fiasco as punishment for his daughter’s disloyalty which now has set Veronica against dear old dad.  I don’t think I’d want Veronica Lodge out for blood, Hiram.  Betty Cooper has seen a ritual that looks like it belongs in a Halloween movie and not in Riverdale.  No wonder she had a seizure.  Jughead, on the other hand, has his hands full with the discovery in the woods of Dilton and Ben worshiping at the feet of a grotesque bone figure in a tree.  Do we now have our next mystery?  Does this seem even more complex than anything on Riverdale before?  Of course, but that’s why we watch!

With the advent of Twitter and social media, the jailing of Archie was only second to the “daggers” that Veronica Lodge launched visually at dear old dad, Hiram at the end of last week’s show.  Let’s face it, Jughead may have uncovered Riverdale’s newest mystery with the skeleton worship and the trees but Archie is the heart of show.  Anything touching him (and Veronica) will start Twitter twittering.  My thoughts;  the gargoyle mystery and the ritual Betty viewed were the stronger stories last week.  I’m betting that both have ties to the “farm.”  With Archie gone, and Jughead occupied, what will we do?  We’re sure to get some answers but new questions, and hopefully a freed Archie, by the end of the hour. Oh, and did I mention?  The Riverdale Vixens (with Cheryl, Veronica and Josie in the lead) have prepared a special performance for Archie and his pals.  Looks like the hour may get hot quickly.

It’s Jail Archie, not School

Let’s go with this for starters shall we?  It’s the less complicated storyline.  Maybe we won’t get lost in the pathos this way.  Archie is in jail when he should be starting his senior year.  After a humiliating introduction to prison life, the Warden wants to see Archie.  After telling him about the music room, Archie’s off to meet his cellmate, Mad Dog.   (Yes, I know, it’s an over used clique name but I didn’t name him).  In the prison yard, Archie tries to fit in with the Serpents but Joaquin is there and not having it.  To prove himself Archie must “rough up” (kill) a Ghoulie but this isn’t Archie’s way of doing things.  Of course, he’s found in the Music Room and beaten up for his shoes.  They don’t hit his face though.  We should have seen that one coming, right.  He IS the main character (although sometimes I think it is Jughead).

Mad Dog finally decides to give Archie advice which is to act like an animal.  After Ronnie gives him a new pair of shoes, Archie decides to try to find another way to survive his time in jail.  He goes into the yard and convinces the rest of the inmates to have a football game.  As they play, it looks like just another way for his enemies to inflict pain on our boy.  Suddenly, a surprise happens.  The Riverdale Vixens arrive for a performance.  What else can we expect?  This is, after all, Riverdale, and parents don’t keep up with what their kids do after school.  Anyhow, the inmates gather at the fence and watch the cheer to “Jailhouse Rock” and Mr. Lodge arrives.  He tells Veronica she will not be allowed to see Archie again.  He nods at the Warden who signals a guard.  We hear the cry of “riot,” and the guards attack.  Of course, our boy Archie gets blamed with starting it.  (Of course Hiram Lodge started it.  Why else would he have been there except to stir up trouble for our boy, Archie).   Of course, our boy Archie strikes back which leads the guards to beating him up.

A beaten Archie (in more ways that one) arrives back as his cell and sees that Mad Dog is missing.  He’s told that Mad Dog died in the riot he caused.  Later, the Warden visits and tells Archie that he will be taking Mad Dog’s place.  The question is:  as what.  I think the previews hint strongly at this, but that can wait.  On another note, Veronica has been forbidden to see him but he has a surprise visit from Monica Posh of Riverdale’s Innocence Project.  Of course we all know who it is.  It’s Ron in a blonde wig.  This is such an old gag that I’m surprised the show used it!

While We’re on the Subject of Ron . . .

Ron has been really worried about Archie.  While working at Pop’s (which she now owns), the “hot dads” come in to discuss the situation.  We don’t get to hear much of the discussion because Ron has to get to school where she approaches Mr. Weatherbee to become student president.  Unfortunately, Cheryl got there first and as vice-president has taken over the job.  When confronted by Ron, Cheryl points out that it was her place to step in and keep Archie’s seat warm.  The allegory to JFK’s assassination was strange.  I wouldn’t have thought that Cheryl would be such a student of history.  She tells Ron that Jackie didn’t take her husband’s place because it was Lyndon Johnson’s place.  Yeah, an obscured history reference but fitting.

Veronica seems to be at the detention center more than anywhere else.  After Archie loses his shoes, she brings more.  After talking to Cheryl at Pop’s, Veronica goes to her mother with the Innocence Project plan to free Archie.  While Hermione doesn’t want to be involved in the fight between Hiram and Ron, she does agree to write a letter.  Ron’s  there for the cheer and sees just what her dad is capable of doing to anyone he hates.  And, as mentioned above, she comes up with a way to see Archie even after daddy dear forbids it.  We all knew that the Warden was dirty.  What else would it be since Hiram can find all the dirty people and put them in power for his (Hiram’s) good.

Betty and Jughead’s New Mystery??

Okay, let’s get this over with quickly.  I didn’t like this plot last week, and I don’t buy what is being told now.  According to Alice and Polly, they had fired up the hibachi and Betty had a hallucination brought on by stress.  Betty only remembers waking up in the emergency room.  Of course Betty finds out later from a new girl named Evelyn (I’m betting she’s from the gang’s childhood) that she was at the house last night but it was for a cookout.  So which was it Alice?  Just the hibachi for two or a cookout, hmm?  Mom’s got some questions coming.

So, let’s get to the real meat of this story that is developing.  While Betty’s trying to be convinced that it was a hallucination, Jughead rings.  They meet and she learns that Dilton died and Ben is barely hanging on.  They visit the morgue and talk to the coroner who (surprise, surprise) allows them to view the body.  The good old doctor also informs them that Dilton drank a glass of cyanide.  I thought that only the cops should know this and maybe Dilton’s parents.  Why tell two teenagers who arrive asking questions?  When are junior sleuths/reporters given this news?  Jughead makes pictures of the ritual/markings on Dilton’s back.  The doctor makes the observation that this is the darkest thing he has seen.  It’s much worse that Jason Blossom’s death because Dilton’s was pure evil.  So now we know that evil is roaming the forest of Riverdale which means that Jughead and Betty have a new mystery to solve.  And I have to wonder if Hiram is involved somehow.

Jughead starts developing the marking pictures.  The good news is that room doesn’t burst into flames.  Betty meanwhile is trying to find out information about what Ben and Dilton were up to and finds some strange information about the ancient past.  Jug and Betty then head back to the hospital in hopes of seeing Ben.  His mother is there and tells them that Ben is stable but not awake.  Describing her son as a loner, we find out he changed after meeting Dilton during the summer.  As Jug finds a figurine made of twine like the gargoyle, the dirty sheriff shows up and tells them to leave.  It seems the murder scene has moved from the woods to the hospital room.  Is he involved?  If so, what does Mr. Dirty Sheriff know?  Of course the dirty sheriff calls Alice and she and FP are waiting when Betty and Jug return with a warning for them to drop this investigation.  That’s when Jug learns of the seizure and is worried about the stress that the investigation could put on Betty.

Jughead and Betty have talked to Ethel about this before.  She told them that she was Dilton’s girlfriend, but the description Ben’s mom gives also puts her as the likely person to have left the twine doll  in Ben’s hospital room.  Ethel admits that she left it as a talisman to protect Ben.  They push her for answers and learn that Ben is her boyfriend, not Dilton.  They have been meeting all summer at Dilton’s hidden bunker.  Jug and Betty make her promise to lead them to the bunker.  While claiming not to know how to get there, she does agree to meet them that night and take them there.  After Betty sneaks out of the house, the search is on.  Instead of finding Ethel, Jug and Betty find the gargoyle who chases they through the woods.  Of course, like very hero/heroine, they out run it.

Jughead digs out his map and manages to figure out where the bunker is.  As the explore it, they realize that Dilton was not only a survivalist but also into playing the game Gryphons and Gargoyles (think Dungeons and Dragons or Magic here folks).  They find all sorts of gaming equipment plus a picture of the Gargoyle King. What is a bunker without the explanation of what happened to the victim?  It seems they were playing a dare game of “Drink from the Cup.”  One cup has cyanide and the other doesn’t.  Under the bunker’s bed, they find a boy hiding and waiting for Dilton.  This new gamester has a hard time accepting Dilton’s death.  Guess who got the cyanide — Dilton.

Later, Jug and Betty confront Ethel about not meeting them and asks questions about the game.  Of course, she denies any participation but  suddenly Ethel goes into a seizure.  Ethel goes to the hospital with Jug and Betty in tow.  Adding to the confusion, we have Evelyn watching the scene in the distance.  Jug and Betty while waiting to hear about Ethel find Ben sitting in a window.  They sense he is planning to jump and Ben admits that he is joining Dilton.  He falls out the window as Jug and Betty watch!  We now know the mystery!  Is their a tie in to something else since everything seem archaic (as Betty puts it).

And in Other Developments

At school, Kevin tries to get close to Moose but Moose is scared.  His dad has just joined the faculty as head of the RROTC program.  (My question:  What does that first R stand for?  I thought it was the ROTC program.  That’s the name I’ve heard it called up until this incarnation.  After an encounter at Pop’s where Moose went with the RROTC buds and didn’t really talk to Kevin, Kevin takes a drastic step and joins the RROTC himself.

Meanwhile Hermione has called a parents’ meeting.  The hot dads are there with Cheryl’s brothel loving mom, Alice and Hiram.  Hermione tells them they must put their differences aside for their children.  She tells them an old problem may have arisen.  Suddenly, every parent in the room goes quiet.  What are they hiding?  What do they think could have happened to the boys? Does the game have a place in their past as well as the seizures that Betty and Ethel have had?  Hermione tells them they must work together because their kids are in danger.

Next week:  The gang become their parents as we revisit the parent’s youth on a death hunt.  Archie is the new boxer in jail and Cheryl role may become clearer? After all, this is Riverdale and who knows where things will go.  I guarantee, we will see more prison scenes, more troubled teens, and a trip into the parents’ past.

Riverdale’s Back but How Much Has Changed

Riverdale’s back tonight but the real question for fans is: how much time has passed?  When last we visited this small town, we found out the sheriff was dirty, the mayoral election wasn’t about doing what the town needed, and dear old Hiram Lodge is trying to set up a “red light” district on the south side of Riverdale.  To top it off, our hero, Archie Andrews, was arrested for something he didn’t do.  Why?  Hiram Lodge figured if you took Archie out, the rest would fall in line.  With a dirty sheriff in control, it should have worked.  Did it is the question?  And just what has Hiram got up his sleeves next — a brothel, a drug den run by his cartel?  Can his daughter, Veronica, figure it out and take him down?  Yeah, tt is Riverdale.  None of this will happen any time soon.

We open as always at Pop’s with Jughead’s narration and learn that summer has been hot but not spent as planned.  No swimming but the prep and court room. The DA closing statement accuses Archie of having a dark identity and  being the newest, biggest enemy that Riverdale has ever seen since — oh, the arrival of Hiram Lodge.  (Excuse me, for the editorializing but Hiram is a mobster and a jerk). No matter, Momma Mary Andrews is on the case and points out the evidence isn’t clear.  As the jury leaves the courtroom, we now know there is a dirty DA in town who will do anything she can to stay in the good graces of Hiram Lodge.  While the jury is out, Archie disappears.  Don’t worry folks!  He hasn’t fled justice but is needing some alone time but Betty, Jug and Ronnie find him.  And then the judge calls all back to the court room.

The judge announces that there will be no verdict until after the Labor Day.  As all leave the court room, the judge warns Archie to enjoy the time with his family and friends.  As the leave, not hot dad, Hiram Lodge, stops the family to gloat.  Hot dad #1, Fred Andrews, punches Hiram in the face and Lodge goes down for the count.  Way to go Hot Dad #1.

Veronica and Betty want to spend the three days looking for evidence but Archie wants a normal holiday.  And Cheryl arrives looking — well, un-Cheryl like.  Having found an identity and purpose with Toni, she’s spent the summer on a motorcycle, riding across country.  She’s left her past behind her and she wants the gang to party for the weekend.  This may be hard, especially for Betty, as her mom, Alice, has spent some time at Polly’s farm and wants some “quality time.”  As Betty leaves to spend time with Archie, Alice now is filled with worry and love.  What!  Having a murderer for a husband sure changed her and as you will see, not for the better.

At Archie’s, Fred and Archie She goes to Archie’s where Fred and Archie are putting the finishing touches on an old red jalopy (for true Archie comic fans, you know the car).  Of course, Fred breaks down in tears and has to leave.  Hot Dad #1 has emotions.  Way to go, Fred.  You don’t see any emotion on Hiram’s face except glee.  Speaking of Hiram, Veronica is attacking him for “trying to break Archie and her up).  I’ll wait to tell you the reason.  Why blow the show now!  Hiram of course blames Archie.

Jughead and the Serpents are also there for Archie.  As Hot Dad #2, FP, gives Archie a snake tattoo, Jug offers advice but it is FP who gives the best.  He tells Archie the best way to survive is to keep his wits about him and watch what goes on around him.  Meanwhile Betty had headed out only to find her mom, Alice, reading Betty’s diaries.  Alice wants Betty to go to the farm but Betty is much smarter that her mom.  It’s a cult Alice.  Get over yourself.  You goofed again.

At a pool party, Sweet Pea is making the move on Josie.  She isn’t having any of it.  We learn  that Kevin may have found love.  While Reggie gets advice on football and keeping things cool with the Serpents, Veronica’s planning how to get Archie’s charges is dropped.  Josie has a piece of  news to give.  She tells them where the jury is housed and Ron hatches a plan.  If one person goes against the rest, Archie will go free.  At the party, Cheryl breaks down to remembering how Archie saved her life.  She shares some of her past with Toni.  Of course, Ron stages her plan pretending to be a maid.  She makes it to the room when dirty Sheriff arrives who calls Heromine who yells at Ron for her plan. Ron tells her that she has no use for dear old dad.  I’m thinking that neither does mom but she is trying to stop Hiram from turning Ron into a puppet.

On a side note, Jughead finds out that the Ghoulies has his dog, Hot Dog.  They don’t want gang war, but the Serpents decide to stage a rescue.  Cheryl, Betty, Sweet Pea, and others join Jug on the quest.  You know (as well as I) that something is up when no one from the Ghoulies are around.  As Jug frees the dog, Penny gloats that Southside isn’t the Serpents anymore.  (Gloating is only for the villains on the show these days.)  She wants Jug dead and also his little girl friend Betty.  As it looks like Jug is going to be attacked, Cheryl pulls an arrow and shots..  Ah, one of the finks go down.  With Cheryl aim the arrow, all Serpents leave but not before Penny declares war on Northside.  And I like Betty as Serpent Queen.  From where her mom and Polly are mentally (the cult), I think she’ll need to be.

On the day before the jury comes back, Archie wakes from a nightmare of murder.  He blames himself.  Archie goes to the garage and later finds his mom and dad taking the blame (you know the divorce) for what happened to him.  Archie proves that he’s wiser than his folks and say that he’s to blame because of his stand against Hiram.

FP and Jug talk about the Ghoulies.  FP isn’t happy with what is going down but to know is better.  While Jug is having a heart to heart, Betty is being accused of hiding her Addenall fake prescription and psychiatrist from her mom.  Betty hits mom with the fact that Alice forced her to take the drug. Once again Polly and Alice push for Betty to admit her problems so they will let her go to the Farm.  (I have to say — enough already with the farm.  We sense something sinister is happening there.)

Archie, Ronnie, Jug and Betty reenact a scene from the old comics by spending the day riding to the lake in Archie’s jalopy, swimming and roasting marshmellow.  They deviate from the old days with both couples having a make-out session.  At the end of their time together, Archie tells Ron not to wait for him.  She will not let him leave her but Archie says that he feels like he is guilty.  If he hadn’t left Cassidy with Andre, maybe Cassidy would be alive today. Archie tells Ron he must take responsibility for that.

As the families leave for the courthouse, Dilton shows up at Jug’s.  He know something and needs to talk.  Jug is intent to getting to the court house and Dilton waits.  There’s something funny going on with Dilton though.  He’s not super-smart anymore.  Whatever it is involving the Gargoyle must be setting the scene for season three.

In the court room, we find out that there is no verdict.  The jury is deadlocked 6 to 6.  As the judge starts to speak to declare a mistrial, the dirty DA offers a deal with time served and two years on probation.  Archie accepts the deal (due to his guilt) against his mom and even the judge’s advice.  Archie will go to detention and serve his sentence.  Wait!  Wasn’t the judgement time served?  If so, why is Archie in handcuffs as he is led out.

At the Andrew’s home, Mary tells Fred she plans to appeal.  In the living room sits Hot Dogs #2 and #2 (FP and Kevin’s dad, the former sheriff).  With those three together with Mary, I think Hiram may not be so smug for much longer but it doesn’t stop him at home.  As Ronnie enters their home with her parents, she attacks her dad.  She knows that he did this because Archie didn’t play by his rules.  Wrong, sweetie, he tells her.  Ronnie betrayed him and had to be punished.  Seeing Archie led away was her punishment.  Ron goes takes it to the next level and tells Hiram he doesn’t have a daughter anymore.  The only way this scene would be better is if she had slammed something into that smug face.

When Jug returns home, Dilton is missing but has left a picture of the Gargoyle and a map.  Jug uses his map to figure out where Dilton is.  Jug finds Dilton and Ben who are bowed before a Gargoyle of bones.  They’re drugged out of their skulls and Ben starts having a reaction.  Betty is facing her own problems.  She hears the babies cry and goes to find them.  Outside her house is a ritual (demonic by the looks of things) happening with the babies being dropped toward the fire.  Now Betty’s down for the count with Alice bending over her.  While all this is going on, Archie has been in chains heading to prison.  As the prison bus passes the Riverdale sign, something has been added.  The Gargoyle’s symbols are there or are the Ghoulies claiming the town as their own..

Is Ronnie really through with dear old dad or does she have a plan at revenge.  Has a Mother Gothel’s apostle shown up with Polly in Riverdale (sorry, Once upon a Time reference due to Polly there)?  Will Dilton survive and recover his smarts?  Just what is Hiram’s plan to finish Archie off?  And finally how many times will the Hot Dads team up next week.  No hints from the preview, I’m afraid.

Next week:  A prison riot erupts, Ronnie sees it and gives Archie instructions.  And the Gargoyle comes more into play.