Big Brother #22 All Stars is down to five.  And these five are among the most boring house guests I’ve ever seen.  I actually hope Christmas makes it through this week to bring a little action to the house next week.  Otherwise, the final four will drive us all to sleep in no time.    The one thing that will liven this episode up is that it is “BB Comics Night.”

Okay, as to feeds, it echoes what I’ve seen so far in the house.  Nothing much is happening except that Memphis and Christmas are still on the block and both are saying they’re going to cause trouble if they go to jury.  Who cares?  I honestly wish the cameras were in the jury house and not here.  There has to be more action in the Big Brother Jury House than in the Big Brother house.  At least the conversations would be better with no one talking about how good they are.  Oh well, it’s on with the show.

Opening Recap and Pre-PoV

Show of hands! How many of us have seen this rehash before?  Oh, that’s right, at least once a show for what three weeks.  Oh well, it’s boring.   And did we really need to see all the celebrations after Nicole won the HoH.  (Does Nicole always look like she’s about to cry?)  Oh great, we get Memphis in all of his arrogant glory tonight.  While Nicole reassures Christmas, we all know that things change in an instance  with this crew. 

Later in the HoH room, Nicole and Enzo are watching Memphis exercise and laughing.  And even after making fun of Memphis, they call him the head of the snake.  Later Memphis talks to Cody about what’s going on and Cody is telling him one lie after the other.  Cody is ‘not going to put his neck out for” Memphis.  And that from someone in a final two agreement with all left in the house!  Oh more filler.  Enzo trying to use a teapot to make tea (can I take a nap, please).  Christmas is also so clueless that she is trying to figure out a way to keep a “Wise Guy” alliance together.  Is Christmas still trying for a girl final two.   Nicole and Enzo are laughing at Christmas (and they gave them a sharp knife!)

Whoops missed Cody’s talk watching baby pandas on a slide.  Did I miss anything.  Sounds like they’re sharing “pity me” stories.  Everyone has one guys and we’re not playing for $500,000.  Oh well, to each their own.  Christmas wants it for her child.  Cody wants it for his life with his future wife.  If the gang isn’t up in the HoH room, Nicole seems to spend her time in bed (at least it is alone this year).  Nicole has decided to “use” Christmas to get to the finals.  Ah, the whooper.  Christmas doesn’t want to tell a lie.  This is BB.  Everyone lies!  I’m not even going there with Enzo and the cow’s conversation.

PoV Competition

At last it is veto time.  BB Comics are up and some of the comics really don’t make sense.  Each will wear a “super hero” cape as a costume (skimpy on the costume this year?).  Each hit the buttom and slide down the zip line to view the pictures.  Then they must put up the correct I of the comics.  Oh, there are duplicate covers.  The one who does it in the shortest time win.  I’m not even going to try and describe these.  Between the choices, there are some minor items that incorrect.  And what’s this.  Keesha’s is “birthday girl” as her character yet they evicted her on her birthday.  Wasn’t Loyal’s birthday the reason they didn’t evict Christmas?  And It is poetic justice that Nicole hated her comic character. 

The PoV winner is Nicole (11 minutes, 25 second) and Memphis loses with a time of 31 minutes, 56 seconds.  Christmas is trying to figure a way off the block 9lik that will happen).  Memphis doesn’t think that Nicole will take anyone off the block.  And since Christmas lost, she should be the one who goes.  Memphis!  Your time was worse!  And the waffling has begun with Cody and Enzo talking about who should stay and who should go.  Cody has a final two with Memphis.  Christmas goes to Nicole and ask for a deal before the PoV Ceremony.  She also plants seeds about the boys keeping Memphis.  Christmas has locked n that Cody might have deals with everyone.  Nicole admits that she could win against Christmas so Nicole definitely wants Christmas to remain in the game.

PoV Ceremony

Nicole calls all to the PoV meeting.  She has decided not to use the Power of Veto (big surprise, not).  Nicole tells us that she has to keep Christmas and hides in the storage closet for a while.  Memphis feels safe due to the “Wise Guy” alliance.  Cody tells us that Enzo and Cody are voting so they must do what is best for them and not her.  Christmas knows it is a long shot but she’s going to stay and cause major damage next week.

So watch tomorrow and see who gets evicted (that is if you don’t need a nap or don’t fall the sliding panda bears on Twitter.)